{"id":1340,"date":"2011-02-15T13:38:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T11:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2011-02-15T13:38:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T11:38:35","slug":"rien-a-declarer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/2011\/02\/15\/rien-a-declarer\/","title":{"rendered":"Rien \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declareraffiche.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declareraffiche.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"declareraffiche\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1341\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quelques mots aujourd&rsquo;hui sur ce chef d&rsquo;oeuvre du cin\u00e9ma honteusement ignor\u00e9 de tous, public et critiques. Evidemment c&rsquo;est une plaisanterie, ces derni\u00e8res semaines heureusement qu&rsquo;il y avait les Tunisiens puis les Egyptiens pour qu&rsquo;on entende un peu parler d&rsquo;autre chose que de ce film.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Non pas que ce soit un mauvais film, mais le battage m\u00e9diatique est usant, \u00e9puisant. Je ne vous ferez pas l&rsquo;injure, et je ne perdrez pas mon temps, \u00e0 vous racontez l&rsquo;histoire car \u00e0 moins que tel \u00ab\u00a0Hibernatus\u00a0\u00bb vous sortiez de votre cong\u00e9lateur apr\u00e8s y avoir pass\u00e9 quelques ann\u00e9es, vous devez la conna\u00eetre par  c\u0153ur. Alors je vous propose dans un premier simplement le &lsquo;synopsis officiel&rsquo;.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer01.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"declarer01\" width=\"560\" height=\"373\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1342\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Synopsis:<\/strong><br \/>\n1er janvier 1993 : passage \u00e0 l\u2019Europe. Deux douaniers, l\u2019un belge, l\u2019autre fran\u00e7ais, apprennent la disparition prochaine de leur poste fronti\u00e8re situ\u00e9 dans la commune de Courquain France et Koorkin Belgique. \u2028Francophobe de p\u00e8re en fils et douanier belge trop z\u00e9l\u00e9, Ruben Vandevoorde (Beno\u00eet Poelvoorde) se voit contraint et forc\u00e9 d\u2019inaugurer la premi\u00e8re brigade volante mixte franco-belge. \u2028Son coll\u00e8gue fran\u00e7ais, Mathias Ducatel (Dany Boon), consid\u00e9r\u00e9 par Ruben comme son ennemi de toujours, est secr\u00e8tement amoureux de sa soeur. Il surprend tout le monde en acceptant de devenir le co-\u00e9quipier de Vandevoorde et sillonner avec lui les routes de campagnes frontali\u00e8res \u00e0 bord d\u2019une 4L d\u2019interception des douanes internationales.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer02.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"declarer02\" width=\"560\" height=\"373\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1343\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Un petit mot sur le casting, car l&rsquo;acteur-r\u00e9alisateur Dany Boon et Beno\u00eet Poelvoorde sont entour\u00e9 d&rsquo;une sacr\u00e9 brochette de bons com\u00e9diens. Que ce soit, entre autre,  Julie Bernard, Karin Viard, Fran\u00e7ois Damiens, Olivier Gourmet ou Bruno Lochet<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Un peu plus haut j&#8217;employais une comparaison avec \u00ab\u00a0Hibernatus\u00a0\u00bb,  non pas que \u00ab\u00a0Rien \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer\u00a0\u00bb ressemble \u00e0 ce film avec Louis de Fun\u00e8s, ils n&rsquo;ont m\u00eame aucun rapport, mais on peut dire de ce film que c&rsquo;est un bon film fran\u00e7ais, \u00e0 la De Fun\u00e8s ou \u00e0 la Bourvil. Un film comique qui restera dans les m\u00e9moires non pas parce que c&rsquo;est un grand film mais parce qu&rsquo;il nous a fait rire et passer un bon moment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bien sur certains reprocheront l&rsquo;exag\u00e9ration, mais c&rsquo;est le principe m\u00eame de ce type de comique alors pourquoi en faire le reproche, s&rsquo;il l&rsquo;on n&rsquo;aime pas ce style de film, on n&rsquo;y va pas. D&rsquo;autant que l&rsquo;on a bien \u00e9t\u00e9 averti avant et que tout un chacun savait \u00e0 quoi s&rsquo;en tenir en allant prendre place dans la salle obscure.<\/p>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_1344\" style=\"width: 570px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/declarer03.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"declarer03\" width=\"560\" height=\"373\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1344\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1344\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ruben agrandit la Belgique ! <\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Toute mon enfance, et tant que je vivais chez mes parents, j&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 frontalier, habitant la ville de Comines France. Il fallait passer le pont au dessus de la Lys pour aller \u00e0 Comines Belgique ou Komen en Flamand. (La ville de Comines Belgique est en fait une enclave francophone dans la partie Flamande de la Belgique).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Les douanes \u00e9taient donc de chaque c\u00f4t\u00e9 du pont, et nous y allions souvent pour les friandises (surtout le chocolat), les plantes vertes et l&rsquo;essence qui \u00e9taient bien moins cher que de notre c\u00f4t\u00e9 du pont (pour beaucoup il y avait aussi le tabac).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il faut souligner que si le z\u00e8le \u00e9tait c\u00f4t\u00e9 fran\u00e7ais o\u00f9 r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement nous \u00e9tions contr\u00f4l\u00e9, l&rsquo;amabilit\u00e9 \u00e9tait c\u00f4t\u00e9 Belge. Enfin aussi loin que je remonte dans ma m\u00e9moire les douaniers Belges ne m&rsquo;ont contr\u00f4l\u00e9 qu&rsquo;une seule fois, sans doute un jour de gr\u00e8ve du z\u00e8le !<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/85vGQwen4vk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Un dernier mot pour signaler que comme tout gros succ\u00e9s, le film a d\u00e9j\u00e0 sa version X, \u00ab\u00a0Tout \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 voir sur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allocine.fr\/article\/fichearticle_gen_carticle=18601611.html\" target=\"_blank\">ALLOCINE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-0646997598524711\";\n\/* base_article *\/\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0300797812\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\ngoogle_ad_height = 15;\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quelques mots aujourd&rsquo;hui sur ce chef d&rsquo;oeuvre du cin\u00e9ma honteusement ignor\u00e9 de tous, public et critiques. Evidemment c&rsquo;est une plaisanterie, ces derni\u00e8res semaines heureusement qu&rsquo;il y avait les Tunisiens puis les Egyptiens pour qu&rsquo;on entende un peu parler d&rsquo;autre chose que de ce film.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7],"tags":[247,255,84,429,456],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-sorties","tag-belgique","tag-boon","tag-film","tag-nord","tag-poelvoorde"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Rien \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer - Teksite<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cetici.com\/teksite\/2011\/02\/15\/rien-a-declarer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Rien \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer - Teksite\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Quelques mots aujourd&rsquo;hui sur ce chef d&rsquo;oeuvre du cin\u00e9ma honteusement ignor\u00e9 de tous, public et critiques. 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